Meet Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller, Iowa’s latest hatchet-wielding criminal

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Well, we’ve found the long-lost cousin of yesterday’s Bentley-tattooed criminal from Florida. This is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller. No, seriously. While his name seems just like the sort of thing we’d expect the Sunshine State to produce, he actually hails from Iowa.

Despite coming from the Hawkeye State, Miller was arrested for a decidedly Floridian offense – getting in a bar fight and then returning with a hatchet. The only way this story could be more Florida is if meth, a manatee or bath salts were involved.

The fight, which was at the Cheap Seats Sports Bar, started off typically enough, with a verbal argument in the parking lot (please, please let his nemesis be named “Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 Smith”). This, naturally, attracted passing police officers.

Things were broken up and some friends took Miller to his home, which was apparently just behind the bar. That’s when he returned with the hatchet tucked under his shirt. Miller promptly proceeded to take out the implement of destruction in the bar’s bathroom and… forget about it entirely. Fortunately, the police hadn’t left the area yet.

Not surprisingly, Miller was arrested for a parole violation, as well as public intoxication and going armed with intent. Still, cool name, bro.

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